Round the world! There is much in that sound to inspire proud feelings; but whereto does all that circumnavigation conduct? Only through numberless perils to the very point whence we started, where those that we left behind secure were all the time before us. —Herman Melville, Moby Dick Take a look at me, at what adventurer now crosses the threshold again after all the challenges, revelations, transformations, and atonements of a hero’s journey—for I had been heartbroken, hospitalized, and robbed blind; forced to bribe border guards, to ride on the rooftops of jeeps and sleep on the rooftops of buildings. I’ve played harmonica in the open door of the old trains that cross the Deccan, and I’ve howled at the moon with drunken Burmans in the Shan hills. I’ve developed charade hand signs for everything from “Where is a hotel?” to “Make it spicy.” I’ve told girls, “You’re beautiful,” in a dozen languages. I’ve swam in seven seas. I’ve survived the twenty-two thousand miles of road and